Birthday Finger Up The Bum? Birthday Greeting Card
The best part about having a birthday is all of the glorious birthday sex you get to have (well, that and all the cake and presents obviously), and what better way to get things going than our ‘BIRTHDAY FINGER UP THE BUM?’card.
Whether it’s for your long-term partner, part-time lover or someone you wouldn’t mind getting down and dirty with, this birthday card is the ideal way to initiate proceedings. Hell, you can even give it to your single mate, just to rub in the fact that the only finger going up their bum is their own.
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
- Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
- Beautiful Sunset Orange envelope
- Cellophane bag packed for protection
- £3.25 per card or 3 cards for just £8.25
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